Category: Places

29th Oct – 3rd Nov

New Orleans is a city of many facets. It is built on a swamp and much of the outlying areas are poor, damp and still recovering from the chaos caused by hurricane Katrina 12 years ago.  It has a nondescript modern CBD and ‘burbs, an area called the Garden District which has streets and streets of impressive old character homes, and it is crisscrossed by a spaghetti mess of flood-resistant raised highways. But of course it is best known for its French Quarter. The small,  historic, low-level district built on a grid, packed full of classic old buildings with balconies, stoops, alley ways and intrigue. It is also packed full of the tourists, the musicians, the bizarre, the drunk and the intriguing. We were here during the crazy town’s second most crazy time of year after Mardi Gras, Halloween.

Our journey into New Orleans took us via another large plantation home along the banks of the Mississippi. This one was called Oak Alley, for a fairly obvious reason. The  tour around the house itself was a bit half hearted, but the grounds were lovely and there was a small kiosk selling mint juleps on the veranda. We bought one to share but it was so strong that I had to drink most of it as Nick was driving. I was subsequently reasonably merry. Bring on NOLA!

On the outskirts of the French Quarter, a mere hop and a skip from its mayhem is the French Quarter RV Resort. It looked like a gulag from the outside with a high cinder block perimeter wall topped with spikes and electronic security gates, but inside it was a beautifully kept and spacious park with gym, club house, pool and hot tub. We arrived with a sigh of relief having ‘white-knuckled’ it through the frantic urban highway traffic and within 30 mins we were padding across the tarmac for a soak in the pool. The unseasonably hot weather was ongoing and this was going to be a great place to hang-out for a few days.

The next morning we ventured into the French Quarter. The best known street of them all, Bourbon Street was an awful sight. By night this is a no-holds-barred party street. The music is loud and the drinking is hard by blitzed revellers, young and definitely-old-enough-to-know-better alike.   The clear up from the usual boozy night before was in full swing with bar workers hosing the vomit from the pavements and sweeping up broken glass. It reeked of stale beer and regret. To add to the mess there were extensive roadworks. We headed to a restaurant called Court of Two Sisters for brunch. This was in a beautiful courtyard shaded by the most spectacular wisteria vine, with live jazz playing. Very civilised, although half of the music that the band played was individual serenades of ‘Happy Birthday’ to about eight different tables. It is obviously the place to go for birthday celebrations.

We took our full stomachs for a stroll around the quarter, taking in some churches, the waterfront, the French Market and Frenchman St. It is a bit surreal to be surrounded by so much french-ness again having spent our summer in France. (C’est très bizarre, mais nous l’aimons, MC!)  The steadily increasing heat sent us scurrying back to the sanctuary of RV Gulag Resort and the coolness of the pool for the rest of the afternoon.  That evening we partook in very popular activity peculiar to the French Quarter. The walking tour. Lots of these are ‘ghost tours’, taking in the haunted and spooky corners of the district. We chose a less supernatural one which featured more general history, unsolved and notorious crimes, some film locations, interesting architecture with only the occasional ghost story thrown in.  It was busy evening for tours and seemed that half the humans in the Quarter were sporting a tour sticker, holding a skull fan and trailing around after a loud voiced, steam-punk garbed, twenty-something guide. It was actually a great way to spend a couple of hours, especially as it was sultry, still evening, having a drink in hand was entirely expected and the place has some seriously interesting history. In the day and age of digital information exchange it was great to see that verbal story-telling is still so popular. We finished the evening with a few drinks far from the madding crowd at a cocktail bar on the way home.

The next day we took the old bone-shaking street-car up to the fancy Garden district and spent the late morning sauntering the streets, ooggling at all the lovely and enormous old homes.  This area was originally a large plantation, was sold off to a property developer who sold plots to the great and good who built their town houses to impress their friends and neighbours. Some things never change. In the middle of the district is one of those large old walled cemeteries filled with impressive but crumbling mausoleums and graves. All burials are above ground in New Orleans. If you dig a hole in the ground in this town it soon fills with water.

We came, we saw, we lunched and we took the street-car back to the FQ. This took longer than planned as there was a film crew cluttering the place up whilst filming a Jamie Foxx movie. We didn’t get the name of the film, but another crew was filming  a new series called Shadows elsewhere in the quarter. It seems that mostly film crews spend their time eating and drinking. We base this on our analysis of the number of catering vans parked in environs of both these filming locations. I don’t know how they get any work done.

Having had great and grand plans to dress up for our Halloween evening in New Orleans, in the end we did not. We contented ourselves with the admiring of those that had make the effort, and there were plenty of very imaginative and inventive costumes. It was nuts out there. I particularly enjoy watching people in crazy costumes doing very normal things. Without irony. Like these mermen and mermaid on a walking tour earlier in the day. All three were only wearing stars over their nipples.

After dinner at a place called The Gumbo Shop we headed out into the fray. The streets were filled with pirates, scarecrows, cats, zombies, witches  and the like. The whole district was abuzz (ie drunk) and Bourbon Street, as expected, was already carnage by 11pm. I can only imagine was 2am looks like around here. We found sanctuary in a side street bar and made it home without being thrown up on. Quite an achievement in this neck of the woods.

The heat and humidity eventually produced an impressive thunderstorm overnight. Rain on our roof is very noisy so sleep wasn’t very forthcoming. Happily it had dried out by late morning the next day and we walked over to the National World War II museum in the neighbouring Warehouse District. This has been ranked as the 2nd best museum in the country, and was personally recommended by Mr J Armitage (I think he was particularly impressed by the fact that it had an on-site bar that had a happy hour running during his visit). It was a very good museum. Obviously very American-centric (Little mention of 1939-41), but great exhibits, and some cool interactive stuff. It is massive, and they are still adding new buildings.  We did as much as our attention spans would allow, and after museum fatigue set in, (unfortunately long before happy hour started at the bar) we left.

We strolled back along the waterfront to another French Quarter institution, Café du Monde. The only place to have café au lait and a beignet or three. It was co-incidentally exactly afternoon tea/coffee and beignet time when we arrived, so we did. Flagging bodies revived, we headed back to  Casa Tin Can to spruce up for our fancy dinner that evening at Arnauds Jazz Bistro. Well worth the spondoolies.

Our last day in New Orleans had to include that other classic Louisiana experience, the bayou airboat tour. Today the heatwave was gone and an icy wind had replaced it. Just the day to sit in an open boat and blast around the water at 30mph.  We dressed for it, incredulously pulling jumpers, boots and coats out of their storage lockers. The shuttle bus collected us from the gulag gate, scooped up a few others from various hotels and drove us out to the airboat dock. What an operation! There were about 100 of us all together on various tours, all leaving a the same time. We were all ‘processed’ within 20 mins: names checked off, credit cards swiped, coloured wristbands applied. We were encouraged to view the captive albino alligator in a small pool in the back of the shop. It looked sad, if that is possible. The shop did a raging business selling their branded hooded sweatshirts to those under-dressed punters who were already freezing just waiting in-line for the bathroom. And then we were off. We were in a boat skippered by a gnarly chap called Rich. He was a full blown bayou born and bred hunter-gatherer who definitely brought his own brand of wisdom to our tour. More focus on how much you can earn as an alligator hunter than on the ecology of the environment. Interesting nonetheless.

We saw a few mid-sized alligators, who were lured closer to the boat with marshmallows. ‘Gator crack’ he called them. Not sure they can be very good for them. An alligator with tooth decay is a problem. The bayou was beautiful and man, those boats are LOUD!

We returned to base only partly hypothermic and were shuttled back to town. We spent the rest of the afternoon gathering our thoughts, doing the weekly laundry and generally sorting out for moving on the next day. New Orleans was great fun, really interesting and it was amazing to be able to stay in such a great RV park so close to all the action. We will be sorry to leave, but the Tin Can must continue its travels!

 

 

28th-29th Oct

There is plenty to see that is a bit bizarre in America and in truth we do actively seek it out. I know that there is oddness and quirk everywhere in the world but it seems that here it is found on a scale that surpasses anywhere else that we have been. (Let it be known that we have not yet visited Japan.) There is an excellent publication called Atlas Obscura (atlasobscura.com) which details global oddities for the reading about, or the searching out, depending if you are living a normal responsible life or escaping reality and wafting around aimlessly in a Tin Can for months on end looking for focus and direction.

It was from Atlas Obscura that we learned that every Sunday in October the inmates of the largest super max prison in the USA, Louisiana State Penitentiary, put on a rodeo for the public. We had bought our tickets months ago when we realised that we were going to be in the area at the right time. This was not to be missed

The prison is known as Angola because it is located on the site of an old plantation that used many slaves who originated from the country of Angola. It is also still a working farm of 18,000 acres, hence its other nickname: The Farm.

It houses over 5000 inmates, mostly in dormitories rather than cells. Despite the excruciating heat and humidity of summer air conditioning was only fitted in the 1990s. A death row facility was completed in 2006, without aircon. About 75% of the inmate population is black, about 71% are serving a life sentence and about 1.6% are on death row. The last execution was in 2010.

The rodeo started in 1965 as a small internal event as a reward for well behaved inmates. No public were invited. Now it is a sellout ticket-only event with over 10,000 visitors each event. The inmates have since built a rodeo stadium and the farm raises the horses and bulls.  There is also a large arts and craft fair selling all sorts of things like paintings, carvings, leather work, jewellery and garden furniture.

There was a 90min traffic jam to get through the gate. 90 minutes of ever-filling bladders, no bushes and the beginnings of discussions of what receptacles we had in the car that would be suitable. I nearly caved but we arrived and parked up just in time. We have never been so pleased to see a porta-loo. Ever. There were a lot of rules associated with attending an event inside a super-max prison: No phones, no cameras, no alcohol, no drugs. No bags over a certain size and all bags had to be transparent. I took only one essential item. A lip salve. Hampson took the money.

It was boiling hot despite being the 28th of October. I cannot imagine what it is like down here in mid-summer with 100% humidity. Sweaty, sweaty, sweaty is my guess.  We cleared the security into the fenced area on the edge of the farm.  There were lots of stalls and lots of eateries. All were manned by inmates, overseen by a large guard presence. The guards dealt with all the money. These inmates were obviously the good ones.  There was another area where the inmate artists manned their stalls from behind a 10ft fence. These were obviously those who were less trusted and they did look a bit edgier. We didn’t buy anything except lunch and an unfeasible number of bottles of water. Then the rodeo began.

Now, our previous rodeo experience is limited to one small town event in Michigan last year, but this did seem a lot more gung-ho than your average event.  These guys were not doing this for money or fame, just for the pure escapism and personal achievement . Most of them have no background of rodeo or horsemanship prior to incarceration, but what they lack in skills they sure make up with pure guts. It was odd knowing that amongst the performers were violent offenders and murderers. Sometimes the bulls seemed to feel the need contribute to the punishment. It was carnage out there. One of the events was called The Poker Game. This involved 4 inmates sitting at a poker table in the centre of the ring, ostensibly playing cards. Then they added an angry bull with a tight strap cinched around its nether regions. The winner was the last person to leave the poker table. Some ran. Some were removed by the bull. Madness.

We have no photos, obviously, but trust me, it was a visual feast. Performers and crowds alike. We headed off before the end as we couldn’t face being stuck in traffic to get out too. Exiting was a breeze and we soon found ourself pulling into our accommodation for the night, the nearby St Francisville Inn.

St Francisville was only about 30mins away and another very cute historic town choc-a-bloc with preserved homes. The Inn is a small 10 room hotel in perhaps the most lovely of the old buildings. The front lawn was picturesquely shaded by huge old oak trees draped in Spanish moss. It had recently been bought by its new owners who were reeling with the extent and costs of renovations, which had begun in earnest. It will be utterly gorgeous (and three times the price) by the time they have finished with it. Our night’s accommodation included happy hour drinks in the sultry heat of the courtyard and a very delicious and fattening breakfast. Adding these extras to a very enormous and comfortable four-poster bed made this a very worth while night on ‘dry land’.

Before we headed off the next morning we took a stroll around the well signposted walking tour of the old homes of the town. Most are privately owned and beautifully kept. I think this would be a nice place to live, for nine months of the year. Summer is just too hot to imagine.

 

 

 

24th – 28th Oct

On the way down to our next stop at Natchez we took a bit of a detour to see a place called Windsor Ruins.

A rich plantation owner, Smith Coffee Daniel II (what a name!) built an enormous house on his 2600 acre plantation. It took 2 years to complete and was finished in 1861. It was the largest Greek revival antebellum mansion in the state of Mississippi.  Tragically he died only a few months after the house was completed at the age of only 34.  His family lived in the house until it unfortunately burnt down in 1890, leaving only the columns.  Having survived the ravages of civil war it was a stray cigarette that saw the house’s demise. The ruins were gifted to the state of Mississippi by one of the daughters after her mother’s death. Valiant efforts are being made to try and stop it falling down but I fear that this is inevitable.

Natchez itself is a beautiful spot. Established on a bluff it is another historic riverside town and boasts to be oldest settlement on the Mississippi. Named after the native tribe of the area, it has previously been in the hands of the French and Spanish over the years and was the site of the principle port for the export of the cotton and sugarcane that was grown on the fertile land of the river basin. It was a rich place, funded by the proceeds of vast plantations and slave labour. Huge antebellum homes were built built by wealthy plantation owners who needed to impress their equally puffed up neighbours. This makes for some great modern day touristic ogling.

The pre-industrial method of transporting people and their wares was on foot and by horse and Natchez is the Southern terminus of an ancient forest trail called the Natchez Trace which extends up to Nashville, TN.  The advent of motorised boats made the river the primary transportation route and the Old Trace became less important, eventually being completely superseded by road and rail. The route has been preserved as a National Park and ‘The Natchez Trace Parkway’ is a wonderful 444 mile stretch of beautifully sealed roadway which follows the route of the original trail. It is closed to commercial traffic and has a 50mph speed limit making it quiet and a dream to travel along by RV, car, motorbike or bicycle. We joined it about 50km north of Natchez making our arrival into town very scenic and serene.

Our camp site was just across the river from Natchez in a town called Vidalia, which is actually in Louisiana. The park was one our favourites so far. It was between the levy and the river and really well kept, large and spacious with mature trees and lawned areas up to the river bank. It had a nice pool and hot tub and a huge clubhouse. The place was awash with squirrels. It was like a squirrel safari park with dozens of the blighters seriously busy with the important task of collecting acorns. One morning we found one sadly in its death throws near the back wheels of big Dave, making it look like we had run it over. (Framed by a squirrel for a crime we did not commit.) It must have been a less agile individual that unfortunately didn’t land a leap. We knew it needed a ‘coup de grace’ but were too soft to deliver it ourselves. We found a man with a rake and more resolve than us. RIP Nutkin.

There was lovely paved walking path that went through our park and down the riverfront for about 2 miles. We broke out the bikes for an explore and found a hairdressers at the other end of it meaning we could book our long overdue haircuts whilst we were here. Hampson was starting to look like a cross between Crusty the clown and Jack Nicholson in The Shining. Hair crisis averted.

Although Natchez was only about a mile away over the bridge there was no safe way to get across on bikes or foot. There was all this money and effort put in to paths and trails on both sides of the river, but no link between the two. Bonkers, but not unusual. So Big Dave was liberated from his burden of TC again and, having driven the short distance across the busy narrow bridge, we spent day exploring Natchez on foot and decided that it was a thoroughly nice town. Lots of well preserved beautiful historical homes, good eateries and drinkeries, shops and a great riverside park that was a fine place to promenade and watch the river traffic. We then drove out to do a tour of one of the fancy antebellum homes.  There is a whole trail of them, but we decided one would be enough. We chose one called Longwood.

This was started just before the Civil War and built as an impressive 6 story octagonal home. The shell and lower level were completed in a speedy 18 months but the onset of the war meant that the tradesmen returned to their homes in Pennsylvania, arresting the build. Anticipating a speedy resolution to the war, and a recommencement of work within months, the family of the fabulously wealthy plantation owner, Haller Nutt (another cool name), wife Julia, and 8 kids moved temporarily into the lower ‘basement’ level of the home. Unfortunately fortune did not favour them.  The war dragged on and on and on. Despite being Unionist supporters who had been promised that their plantation would be protected by the Northern army, it wasn’t. It was destroyed, the valuables looted and the fortune was lost. Haller died of pneumonia in his late 40s soon after being ruined although his wife was convinced it was a broken heart that saw him off.  She was left with no money, eight kids and a shell of a home. She valiantly raised her family on peanuts and lived another 30 years in the lower level of the unfinished house, passing it to her children on her death. None of them ever had the money or will to complete the house and it eventually fell into disrepair and lay empty for 30 years. It was finally sold to its saviour, a philanthropist whose name escapes me, who restored it to how it had been when the family lived in it and gifted it to a local garden club to run and maintain.  His only stipulation was that it remained in its unfinished state. It is an amazing place made all the more atmospheric by the history that comes with it.

The next day we went back up to the Trace Parkway and took the bikes. There was a 4 mile walking trail just off the road that was a part of the original Old Trace trail. We performed a logistical manoeuvre and left the bikes at the end of the trail and drove back to the start so we could hike to the bikes then bike back to the car. Brilliant. And it was. The day, and the walk were beautiful and there were no other souls to be seen. In places the path is sunken well below the forest floor, worn away by hundreds of years and hundreds of thousands of feet and hooves. I love feeling part of history. The short bike ride back down the Parkway was equally lovely. We were passed by only two vehicles in 20 minutes. Where was everybody on such a gorgeous autumn Saturday afternoon??

We spent our last afternoon doing the usual faffing that all RV and boat owners will understand. We scooped TC up again, cleaned and racked the bikes, drained the waste tanks and did some small maintenance jobs. Now we were all ready for an early-ish start in the morning. Tomorrow we were off to an event that we booked months and months ago. The Louisiana State Penitentiary Inmate Rodeo.

Oh, and we just couldn’t resist driving the Chevy to the levy. And Yes. It was dry.

 

 

 

19th – 24th Oct

Our day’s journey took us onward to the riverside town of Vicksburg. Here the terrain changes with disappearance of the flatlands of the delta and the river cuts through rocky escarpments.  The Mississippi really is a cargo highway and powerful tugs push huge rafts of laden barges (slowly) up and  (much more quickly) down the river.

Vicksburg is also another important Civil War site. The Confederates held the town, aided by the topography and saw off numerous attacks by the Union army. After multiple failed attacks, high losses and no apparent way to breech the town’s defences, the Unionists changed tack and decided to lay siege to the Confederates. For forty two days during a hot and sticky Mississippi summer the Confederates, and thus the townsfolk of Vicksburg were subjected to a near constant barrage of artillery fire, near starvation, malaria and dysentry. On July 4th they surrendered, coinciding with the victory at Gettysburg to the north. The town has done another great job of preserving the battlefields, around which you can do a 16 mile self drive auto tour and they are dotted with over 1500 monuments and memorials.

We booked five nights here in another casino RV park, the Ameristar. The casino is built right on the river’s edge and made to look like an old paddle steamer. There was a 24 hour shuttle bus provided for the 300m journey between casino and RV park to facilitate the money spending. We did utilise it one night, losing only $30 in the slots before our nice steak dinner.

The park was about 3 miles from the town’s historic downtown and I cajoled Hampson into walking there one morning. It wasn’t the most scenic of strolls as it passed through a slightly down at heel neighbourhood but there was one house with the most spectacular halloween decorations I have ever seen.

Town itself was a bit over-hyped as a destination, but we found a mediocre coffee and sat and watched the world go by for a bit. Then walked home again. Beer and dinner earned.

The next day we liberated Big Dave from TC so we could explore a bit further afield. We drove up to the battlefields and did the driving tour. Now we could see first hand why the battle for Vicksburg was so protracted. Lots of hills. It was not quite as impressive as Gettysburg, but a lot more intimate and much quieter. The tour took in the preserved steam powered paddle ironclad ship, the USS Cairo. This was part of the fleet that helped supply the Unionists up and down the Mississippi but was unfortunately sunk by a mine. When it was looking for mines. Very unlucky and ironic. Pretty cool restoration housed under an impressive tent.

Despite the battlefields being owned by the National Parks Service it had no dedicated walking trails and the only real option for walking was to follow the road route. The next day we went back and finished the last four mile loop that we hadn’t driven the day before on foot. It was lovely and quiet with only a few cars passing us. We got to see lots more cannons and monuments of bearded officers in frock coats on plinths up close and personal. Unsurprisingly, no other walkers.

For lunch we drove out to a place we had been recommended called The Tomato Place. This was an unprepossessing food stall on the side of a duel carriageway at first glance, but through the back had a great little cafe doing a variety of local dishes and old faves.  We shared a plate of fried catfish and fries and a fried green tomato BLT. Mmmm, mmm, mmm! Think we might have undone all our good work with the walk through.

On the way home we took the opportunity to wash Big D whilst he was unfettered. It knocked the worst of the dirt off, but despite a ‘prewash de-bug treatment’, a ‘hot soap wash’, and a ‘jet wash rinse’ he couldn’t really be described as clean. We wonder how all the other trucks and buses in the RV parks stay so shiny. He is generally the filthiest wherever we go. And of this we are secretly proud.

On our return to camp we threw a sponge over TC too and reloaded. All ready for the off again in the morning.

15th – 19th Oct

The city of Memphis is jammed into the south west corner of Tennessee and the urban sprawl spills over the border into Arkansas to the west, where it becomes West Memphis and into Mississippi to the south, where it becomes Southaven. We headed south a few blocks and within minutes we crossed into Mississippi, and so began one of our most anticipated sections of this year’s  journey. The Mississippi Delta.

After all the excitement of the past few days we needed a bit of down-time so we only drove a leisurely 35 miles to the town of Tunica, and booked two nights at the only type of RV park that exists in this town: one attached to a casino.  Tunica used to be one of the poorest towns in the USA until someone had the bright idea of building six or seven casino hotels nearby. These are legal in Mississippi as long as the land of the casino borders the river. Now Tunica is no longer so poor. The casino RV parks are cheap, well maintained and very handy for gambling, eating and drinking. The one we chose, The Hollywood, had the added bonuses of being less than 1/3 occupied, it bordered a nice golf course, had the use of the hotel’s indoor pool and most importantly: had a fabulously cheap laundry. Sometimes it’s the little things….

Two nights became three as it was so peaceful and we had time to kill. It rained a bit. We swam. We did 27 loads of laundry (give or take). We only lost $50 in the slot machines. Once it stopped raining we went for a wander. There was nothing to see except another casino hotel with its own RV park. We concluded ours was better and came home again. Our route brought us to the edge of a cotton field. It is such a familiar material but I had never seen it up close and growing before. Just like cotton wool. Who’d have thunk it?

Fully rested, fully clean and with savings mostly intact we hit the road again and continued south. This was a rare day. A day that I managed to wrestle the drivers seat from Hampson and be captain of the ship. It’s not that I don’t enjoy driving or that I am no good at it, it’s just that Hampson is an insufferable passenger. He gets bored, and is overly ‘helpful’ with the process of driving. We usually stick to our strengths. He drives and I let him.

We spent the day wafting down Highway 61 and then the the old Highway 1. It was flat as a pancake, and surrounded by fields and fields of cotton in various stages of harvest. There seemed to be more churches than homes and a level of rural poverty that we haven’t seen up until now. The history of  slavery marinates this area and after a century and a half since its abolition, its descendants live with its aftertaste. The Delta gave the world the Blues, born from the songs the slaves sang to ease their misery. Considering this road follows the Mississippi fairly closely we didn’t clap eyes on it once all day. This is because it is hidden behind  a massive levy. 1927 saw a catastrophic flood of tens of thousands of square miles of land bordering the river, the level of which rose to 10m above it’s usual level.  This saw a massive movement of refugees and was the trigger for a lot of the migration of black people up to the northern cities like Detroit and Chicago. The levy, and lots of subsequent tinkering by the Corps of Engineers, has helped prevent a flood of this magnitude happening again.

Our journey took us through a town called Clarksdale, a hub for a lot of music, but still a poor town with its associated problems. We quickly bailed on the idea of stopping for lunch here after turning down a dodgy back street looking for a diner, coming up against a low bridge and having to escape via a smaller dodgier street. So much for trying to eat local.

Our next roost was at a park between the towns of Greenville and Lelend. It was a residential trailer park which had a few spaces for touring RVs. As we pulled in we hurriedly decided amongst ourselves that we would only stay one night rather than the planned two. It felt a little odd. Not rough. Just a bit odd. Also, it was in the middle of nowhere with no options for walking or biking anywhere. Of course it was fine. The park was quiet and orderly and the bathrooms (always a good barometer of quality) were lovely. But the next day we rolled onwards.

Now Leland is ‘famous’ for one thing. It is the birthplace of Jim Henson. Creator of one of the biggest influences of any American or British human born in the 60s and 70s who had access to a TV, The Muppets.  He moved away from here pretty early in his life, but Leland has labelled itself the ‘birthplace of Kermit the Frog’ and even has an unofficial museum to commemorate this moderately fabricated fact.  When I say museum, I mean it has a small wooden building at one end of the town, filled with some photos of Jim and numerous Kermit effigies, manned by a slightly batty (but very pleasant) lady who insisted we had our photo taken with the frog himself. We didn’t argue.

About 10 miles down the road from Leland is the town of Indianola which is firmly on the tourist map by virtue of the fact that it was the birthplace of, and now the site of the eponymous museum of Blues legend, BB King.  This is a fabulous place with its exhibits intertwining the history of slavery, the civil right movement and history of Blues music with BB King’s own life story. He truely was a son of Indianola, returned every year for 40 years to perform a free concert for the townsfolk and was a great benefactor to local causes. On his death, at nearly 90 years of age, his funeral cortege travelled from Memphis back to Indianola to lie in state. Highway 61 was closed to all other traffic for the journey and his body lay in state in an old cotton gin where 5000 people paid their respects. This gin (a big shed where cotton was historically processed to remove the seeds) was the first place BB ever worked as a teenager, and is now the site of the museum. His grave site is also here. He was a supreme talent and seemingly a thoroughly nice bloke. With a greater appreciation of the Delta and the Blues we hit the road again.

Just north of our next stop, Vicksburg, we stopped at the Winterville Mounds. There is a whole trail of these up and down the Mississippi and they are mounds. Built by various generations of native tribes to live upon, and around. Handy if you live in a flood prone swamp. Some are big, some are small. Some are preserved and open to the public. Some are overgrown with trees and shrubbery and are on private land. One was mildly interesting. We don’t need to see any more.

And so to Vicksburg.

 

10th – 15th Oct

Our journey continued west to take in Nashville and Memphis. These two cities are only about 200 miles apart, both in the same state of Tennessee, of similar sizes (pop 650-700,000), but are very different in their character.

Nashville: mostly white, thriving, expanding at a rate of 100 people per day, home of Country music.

Memphis: mostly African-American, still struggling economically, home of the Blues.

For this portion of our trip we were joined by Lori, our good friend who lives near Seattle. She had arranged to fly into Nashville and out of Memphis and come along on our adventures in between. Tin Can, although spacious enough for two, is very cozy for three and we decided that we wouldn’t inflict 5 nights of communal living on Lori.

Having examined all the various options for some nights on dry land in Nashville the best compromise in the end was booking two rooms in a medium quality airport hotel. This gave us affordable accommodation (Nashville is surprisingly expensive), close enough to town to make getting around by Uber very easy,  with plenty of parking for the rig (or so we had assumed).

We arrived mid-afternoon to the hotel which did have plenty of parking, but  mostly either underground or around the back which could only be accessed under a 11ft archway. We are 12ft tall. After a tense 15 mins of shuffling around the small area at the front of the hotel a solution was found. We could park next door in the petrol station. It was wasn’t ideal, but at least there were plenty of security cameras and we were pretty confident that we parked far enough from the pumps that the pilot light on the gas powered fridge wouldn’t cause a moderate petrol explosion.

We chilled out for a few hours and then just as we were planning to head out for dinner, the heavens opened. There was a half decent restaurant less than 1km down the road, and of course we walked. The expression ‘Mad dogs and Englishmen…’ should be altered to include: ‘…try and walk anywhere in the USA where the car is king, there are no pavements or pedestrian crossings across 4 lane highways, and it is dark and raining’. We arrived a little damp, but intact, and had a lovely, albeit oversized, meal and drinks at a very packed family owned restaurant. Very worth the minor adventure it took to get there. The walk home was drier, but no less exciting. Lori didn’t get in until late, long after we were abed, so we caught up with her at breakfast. This was a fiesta of disposability: cups, cutlery, bowls and plates. A buffet-style affair that fulfilled its primary function of breaking our fast, but without any frills.

We had two full days in Nashville. We started day one with the first of many Ubers and headed to the Country Music Hall of Fame. This is to Nashville like the Sagrada Famillia is to Barcelona. A cathedral of country music worship, a site of pilgrimage for the faithful, (although it is finished, so my comparison is imperfect.) We had a guilty secret as we walked through the hallowed portals of the main entrance. None of the three of us actually liked country music. We kept quiet and kept moving. By the time we left two hours later we were much the wiser and had a new found appreciation for the genre. I think it’s the miserable, warbling-type of country that we dislike. It was a very good museum with some great displays. Well worth the visit. After the Hall of Fame we wandered up to the madness that is Broadway. This is the party street of Nashville and is about 4-5 blocks of nothing but restaurants and bars, interspersed with a few cowboy boot and cowboy hat shops. Almost everywhere had live music all day. It was 12.30pm and already buzzing. We found a cool place for lunch (without music), Acme Feed and Seed, and then escaped the tourist craziness by wandering up to the state capitol building. It still amazes me that these are open to the public and you can just wander in and look at all the chambers. Mid afternoon we headed back to the hotel for a recharge and change, then headed back to town for the evening.

Now, we had made grand plans to join the crowds and do a ‘crawl’ through some of the well known and popular drinking, eating and music venues of Broadway. You know. Suck it up. When-in-Rome and all that. But what we ended up doing was spending a very grown up evening in an out-of-the way venue called ‘Skull’s Rainbow Room’. This is a legendary and iconic Nashville establishment located down a back lane called Printers Alley. It is a stylish atmospheric place that over the years has hosted big names such as Elvis, Johny Cash, Bob Dylan and Etta James on its small central stage. We secured a rare table and ended up doing our drinking, eating and listening to live music without having to move. And our second guilty secret? The live music was jazz.

The main event of day two was tickets to The Grand Old Opry that evening. Now this really is a Nashville country music institution. It started 93 years ago as a radio show featuring multiple country artists recorded in front of a live audience. Except for scale and venue it is essentially unchanged to this day.  Most big country stars past and present have trodden the Opry boards at some point in their career.  It was to be a true test of our newfound appreciation of country music.

The Opry, which used to be hosted in an old theatre just off Broadway called the Ryman, now has its own purpose built ‘Opry House’ out of town. This is flanked by a big shopping Mall and cinema complex, ‘Opry Mills’, and the most enormous hotel and conference centre called ‘The Gaylord Opryland’. This is one of the largest hotels in the world with more than 3000 rooms. The central courtyard areas, 9 acres of them, are covered with huge glass domes giving the place a bit of a Disney type vibe.  The whole area is home to numerous other hotels and the usual entertainment options. The Opry is a phenomenon.

We started the day by introducing Lori to the fabulousness that is mini-golf. She whipped our behinds. Mind you, she is a proper golfer and has been receiving lessons from our favourite golf pro, Cal. We ignored her glorious victory and, as I beat Hampson, we are now 2:2 on the overall mini-golf scoreboard.

Second activity of the day was a trip to the cinema to watch First Man on IMAX. Quite amazing that all that happened with 1960s technology. If it happened at all…….

Next to the Gaylord and a late afternoon drink and early pre-show dinner. Our waiter was an ageing hippy from Hawaii who was charming but very forgetful. He seemed happy though, probably for all the usual hippy reasons, I imagine.

And so to the Opry. We went prepared to be bemused by the whole thing, but it was fantastic. We deliberately chose seats high up to get a good view of the whole auditorium and do some people watching. There was a disappointing lack of cowboy boots and fringed leather. Each of the acts did 2 or 3 numbers, including a bona fide Hall-of-Famer, the octogenarian Charley Pride. They were all very good. No-one did any depressed warbling and we loved it. It is still a live radio show and the acts were broken up with the MC doing announcements and adverts for the benefit of the listeners. You can find it at opry.com if you are interested.

The next day was road-trip day.  We reclaimed the truck from the Shell garage (all in one piece, no explosions), packed our bags and Lori into the back seats and headed to Memphis. Unfortunately it wasn’t the most interesting of drives to share with Lori. The two cities are linked by an interstate highway, door to door. We did, however, introduce her to the delights of a couple of truck stops along the way. Three hours, two coffees, a Subway lunch and a bag of sweets later we arrived in Memphis. Here we had booked an RV park which had a self contained cabin for Lori next to our site.  The park was about 10km from the centre of town, but only 2 blocks away from Graceland, a place we were definitely going to visit. There are two RV parks in this part of town: The park which is actually at Graceland, co-located with the Graceland hotel and enormous visitors centre, with security and part of the Graceland ‘machine’, and then there was the one we were staying at. Ours, chosen because it had the cabins, was a bit more ‘rustic’. It backed onto some dodgy looking housing and had no security. Graceland aside, this area of town can be rough but Lori was very brave and still went running in the mornings having been advised that she would be fine as long as she didn’t stray off the main road. She didn’t.

We had two nights here. The first evening it rained cats and dogs, but we hung out in Lori’s cabin and cooked dinner. It was very cozy and we sorted out most of the world’s problems over some wine.  The next day we took an Uber into town and started with a visit to the Nation Civil Rights Museum. This incorporates the original Lorraine Motel which is the place Martin Luther King was killed. It was amazing, blending the events surrounding his assassination with the history and overall timeline of the civil rights movement in general. It was sensitive and incredibly moving and I left with a hugely improved understanding of the situation. I took two main things away. 1. Civil rights in the USA have come a long, long way, but issues of colour still divide this country. In the major 25 metropolitan areas there are more racial divisions today than when in the 60’s. 2. Martin Luther King was a rare human being. His murder (50 years ago this year) robbed the world of a great leader. It left me thinking that the world could really use a few of his calibre right now.

We emerged sombre in mood to a sombre sky. The cure? Lunch and cocktails, of course. We found the place, ate and imbibed and then, in much improved spirits, wandered down to the river for our first glimpse of the mighty Mississppi. They were right when they called it that. Blimin’ massive.

Our next stop on the tourist trail was the Peabody Hotel to see the ducks. For some reason this fancy-pants hotel has an ever-present flock of about 5 ducks which sit around in the fountain in the main foyer/lounge/bar area. Each morning they are escorted down from their home on the roof by a  uniformed doorman. They travel down in the lift and waddle their way along a special ducky red carpet to the fountain where they float around all day, posing for photos. Then at 5pm they go back up to the roof. Bonkers.

And so to Beale Street. This is the Blues version of Broadway, Nashville. Bars and live music all the way. Except not at 3.30pm on a Sunday afternoon, we were a few hours ahead of the wave. The only place with live music was BB King’s place, so in lieu of afternoon tea, we had a few beers sat at the bar, soaking up a live set by a very good band. Now we were Blues fans too. We headed home late afternoon and later had dinner at another local institution, a BBQ joint about 1.5km from camp called Marlowes. It had a courtesy shuttle in the form of a pink stretch Cadillac limo, which we ordered, which went to the other RV park and which then sailed on past us when it couldn’t find us.  We walked, a bit anxiously, through the twilight but arrived without incident. After eating our own bodyweight in delicious pork we did manage to get the limo home.  ‘Don’t stray off the path’ the driver warned us as he dropped us off at the gate. We didn’t.

Lori’s flight home was mid afternoon which gave us the morning for Memphis’s main event: The Graceland tour.  Even as non-Elvis fanatics, this was a must. We walked the 10 minutes down the road to the welcome centre, got our tickets, and joined the throng. Now this really is a pilgrimage site. You could tell the super fans. They were wearing their Elvis T-shirts. They were bristling with anticipation. They had probably paid the eye watering $170 for the full VIP ‘experience’.  We stuck to the plain old mansion tour, collected our iPads and headphones and waited to get on the shuttle bus. This took us the short distance across the road to the house where we got off the bus and waited to get in the house. Once inside we joined the slow shuffling line that snaked the very short distances from front door to lounge, to dining room, to kitchen, to party room, to basement TV room, to billiard room, to garden, to raquetball court to memorial garden. Amazingly, considering he was ‘the King’ it was quite a modest home. This concentrated the crowds and made it irritatingly busy. Out of respect for the family, the tour did not include the upstairs at all. This is obviously the location of the bathroom where he died, at aged 42. Hard living and prescription medications caught up with him far too early. It is sobering. He is buried in the memorial garden with his parents and grandma, and near a small memorial stone for his stillborn twin brother. Just think. There might have been two Kings. Oh, and we now like Elvis a bit more too.

A shuttle bus took us back across the road and we walked back to TC. Lori collected her things and headed off to the airport. It was great to share a small slice of our life on the road with her, even if it wasn’t all shiny and perfect. This few days has been all about the music and a few important people of this country. Urban USA is very different from small town USA and the vast swathes of wilderness that we have seen and crossed. I know which I prefer.

 

 

 

3rd – 10th October

The Smokey Mountains National Park and the nearby town of Pigeon Forge were plucked from the guide book to be the rendezvous spot for us to meet up with the Family Thelen for 4 days. Our friendship began when we met them in that bastion of social interaction, a large public laundrette in Upper Penisula Michigan last year. We spent a fun July 4th with them that week  in Copper Harbor and then spent a weekend camping on their driveway in their home town of Detroit in late August. We had made grand plans to meet up somewhere on our return this year and we actually pulled it off!  They heroically drove their large trailer, 2 kids (KJ 11 & Coen 12) and the cat (Kim, age unknown)  more than 500 miles to meet us at an RV resort in Pigeon Forge where we had booked neighbouring sites.

Pigeon Forge. We knew it was going to be touristy, but we had no idea the heights to which this touristy-ness would soar. It’s name suggests a cute little historic town that might have organically expanded to accommodate and amuse the folk coming to visit the Smokey Mountains National Park, the most visited national park in the country. No sign of this. The town is essentially a 3 mile strip of newly built hotels, restaurants, souvenir shops, cowboy boot stores, dinner show venues, outlet villages, go-karting, mini golf and moonshine tasting rooms.  It is also home to Dollywood, a theme park done in a country style endorsed by, and named for, the area’s most famous daughter Ms Dolly Parton.  It is obvious that the reason this national park is so visited, is that the hoards now make the pilgrimage to the entertainment, shopping and eating mecca that is Pigeon Forge also pop into the park whilst they are here.

It is bonkers. Like a mini Vegas without the casinos. A temple of consumerism and hedonism serviced by the combustion engine. It was unseasonably hot and crazy busy. We were not going to be bored here.

Our camp site was tucked about half a mile behind the strip and was a peaceful retreat from the melée. We spent our first evening around the camp fire, catching up, eating barbecued chicken and planning our activities for the next few days.

Day 1: DOLLYWOOD!

Luckily Todd and Keta’s truck has 6 seats, so we all piled in and were in the park by 10.30am. Today was Thursday, so it made it a bit quieter. Based on the size of the car park, it must get unfeasibly busy on peak days.  The park has about 6 big rollercoasters and we had done 5 of them, without any significant waiting by 11.30. The park was beautifully decorated for ‘Fall’* with pumpkins and autumn leaf garlands everywhere.  After dark there are ‘pumpkin illuminations’, and lots of folk come specifically to see them. We walked, lunched, rode the steam train, did the rides (dry and wet), got hot, and generally had a lot of fun. There wasn’t really a huge influence of Dolly Parton here except the piped music around the park and her old tour bus is here and open to look inside. It cost $750,000 in 1994, did more than 600,000 miles and is decorated inside all in shades of rose pink with gold accents. It even has a teeny tiny bath so that she could have bubble baths. She upgraded to a new bus in 2010 for $2.4million and donated the old bus to the park. At 72 years young she is still touring and living on the road for 6 months each year.  The woman is a legend!  By mid afternoon energy levels were waning so we headed back to camp for a couple of hours and returned to the park at dusk to see the pumpkin decoration light displays. Very impressive. They used to use only real pumpkins, but found that they kept rotting before the end of the display (not so decorative…), so this year the park spent nearly $1.5 million on fake pumpkins. We managed to sneak in a couple more coaster rides and then headed home again, picking up some pizza and wings on the way.

Day 2: Pigeon Forge Excursion

Today we surrendered to the greater might of HOLIDAY FUN IN PIGEON FORGE. Late morning we caught the ‘Fun Time Trolley’ (a normal bus disguised as an old time tram with uncomfortable garden benches where the seats should be) from our camp to the strip. We started our day with a round of mini-golf. With 6 playing, this killed nearly 2 hours. It was baking hot, with minimal shade and some holes were more about surviving from heatstroke than holding par. Some enjoyed it more than others (Sorry KJ) and some were better than others (Another victory for Hampson over me). We then cooled down by sending the kids to get ice-cream whilst we did a moonshine tasting session, the lesser known cure for mild dehydration…Our host at the tasting room was comically bad. She was either having a bad day, or was having a good day in her poorly chosen profession of hospitality and customer service because neither was evident in her repertoire. When we asked for a glass of water, she harrumphed and gave us each a 20ml offering of tepid tap water in a plastic tasting thimble. Mmm. Refreshing. Hydrating. We smirked our way through our rapi-tasting of 7 or 8 shots of moonshine and by the end of it, much merrier for the duel effects of booze on an empty stomach and Miss Grumpybritches’ amusingly distracted  behaviour, followed it up with a mid-afternoon moonshine cocktail. Our next stop was our our 5 pm booking at a dinner show, Hatfield and McCoy’s Dinner Feud. We arrived at the requested time of 4.30pm (basically still mid-afternoon) and had to join the queue which cleverly was engineered to snake us through the gift shop. Then we had our group photo taken with hillbilly props before being seated at our table.  Here, we were served an all-you-can-eat-in ten minutes fried chicken dinner with all the trimmings served at-table prior to the hillbilly themed show. It was gloriously cheesy and very entertaining. There was music, dancing, slapstick comedy and crowd participation. All the things I normally avoid if I am looking to be entertained. One scene involved the stage floor disappearing into a 10m swimming pool and the cast doing various jumps and dives into the water. They even had 3 performing dogs doing the same. Quite impressive. The show was finished by 6.45pm and having easily resisted buying our group photo, the DVD or anything from the gift shop, we caught the trolley back to camp for another campfire and some beers.

Day 3: Smokey Mountains National Park

After the excesses of yesterday, today was our day to get into the national park and stretch our legs. We were on the road at 9am with a picnic packed and plans to escape the mayhem of Pigeon Forge. Our first stop was Clingmans Dome, the highest point in Tennessee. You can drive to within 0.5  mile of the summit, where there is a large car park, then ‘hike’ up the beautifully paved path to the summit and lookout. We arrived in time to secure about the last free space in the carpark and joined the crowds in the pilgrimage to the top. The famous Appalachian Trail, the 2200 mile/3500 km walking trail comes through this spot and there were a few very serious hiking looking people interspersed with us ‘strollers’. The leaves are just starting to change up here but the fantastic display of fall colour of the trees is still a few weeks away and unfortunately the summit was shrouded in cloud so the view from the very stylish spiral observation lookout was about zilch. As we drove down from the summit the queue of traffic waiting for a space to park was about 1 mile long. The perils of popular tourism. We then hunted for a trail to do that wasn’t too steep or too long or too busy. The options were limited, but we found one after a bit of a drive. We had our tailgate picnic and went for a ramble.  En route we introduced the Thelens to the art of panoramic selfies.

We took the long way home to avoid the traffic and  back-tracking, stocked up at the supermarket for dinner supplies, stopped at a souvenir shop with a live alligator display for KJ and headed home for another lovely evening of campfire, beer and talking rubbish.

Day 4: Goodbyes and then not much.

In the morning we sadly had to say goodbye to our companions who reloaded the family and trailer and embarked on their gruesome 11 hour drive to return to Detroit. We really appreciated the effort it took to get down here, and are glad to have spent some quality time with you all. You are also legends, my friends. You and Dolly Parton.

We had decided to stay another 2 nights here and spent the rest of the day in a state of ‘first gear’. We went nowhere.

Day 5: Gatlinburg, nearly.

There is a town about 7 miles from Pigeon Forge called Gatlinburg. It is equally touristy and busy, but smaller and with a different vibe. We decided to go there today. It was too hot and there was too much traffic to safely cycle so we decided to take the trolley again There is a trolley link between Pigeon Forge and the Gatlinburg Welcome Centre which connects with the Gatlinburg trolley bus into the town. Easy!

Easy? It took us 80 minutes and 2 trolleys to get from our camp to the Welcome Centre where there was a queue about 70 people long waiting to catch the trolley into Gatlinburg. Each trolley only takes 30 people and only arrives one per 30 mins. There was no way of walking. The maths was done. The will to live was lost. We called an Uber and went home.

We had failed at tourism today and we were much happier for it. We spent the afternoon doing a bit of a sorting out of TC in preparation for getting back on the road tomorrow and then had another dunk in the pool. Having met our new neighbours, Stom and Katherine from North Carolina, they joined us for a few drinks that evening around our campfire.

We left the mayhem of Pigeon Forge the next day, headed for a ‘halfway to Nashville’ single night stop in Crossville. En route we stopped at the town of Oak Ridge to visit the newly opened American Museum of Science and Energy. Oak Ridge was a town entirely manufactured from scratch during WW2 as one of the three sites of the Manhattan Project for the development and manufacture of the nuclear bombs that were dropped on Japan. It is still a very important site worldwide for nuclear energy research and as a safety and storage facility for nuclear material from decommissioned warheads. The small museum was a bit technical and dry, but interesting nonetheless. Our night in Crossville was unremarkable except for it being alcohol-free with a vegetarian dinner. Remarkable!

*Fall: I think this needs a whole seperate post!

 

 

28th Sept – 3rd Oct

We left the hills of Western Pennsylvania and the interstate highway took us through a bit of (reasonably hilly) Maryland into West Virginia, the Mountain State. The whole of the state is situated in the Appalachian region and poor Big Dave continued to earn his keep by either hauling up hill, or doing controlled hurtling down hill.

This whole area is beautiful. Forested hills as far as the eyes can see with very few urban areas and the highway just keeps going and going through it all.  The autumn colours (or ‘fall colors’ for my American friends) are only just starting. The warm wet summer means that it has been a great growing season, the trees are not stressed at all and the colours will be late this year. I think I will miss the full display again.

Our next stop was in a odd campsite tucked in a hollow behind, and part of, a Days Inn, one of those amorphous roadside behemoth hotels with a conference centre. It was actually quite lovely, quiet and peaceful. By mid afternoon when we arrived it was hot and sunny so we could open all the vents and windows and dry everything out. Bliss.

In the evening we walked up to the hotel for a drink in the bar and to have dinner.  The bar was a very small civilised carpeted nook incongruously called Mad Annie’s. Named for a 19th C crazy highway woman called Annie who had immigrated from Liverpool and terrorised the local area, it was majorly less spit-and-sawdust than the name suggested. The clientele was a mixed bunch: two business travellers who were both ‘fuller bodied’ drinking multiple shot glasses of apple liqueur and lemonade and couldn’t finish a medium sized pizza between them, a chap that looked like a lumberjack (by virtue of his size, clothing and facial hair) and was drinking rum and ginger, a chatty blind chap and us. (We were probably the most out of place if truth be told).  It transpired that there was a group of blind people using the conference facilities of the hotel and the blind chap was a breakaway from the herd.  One of his compatriots came to (unsuccessfully) round him up as he was making quite a good job of eating a huge basket of messy chicken wings by touch alone. Respect.

Our next three nights were in a town called Fayetteville, voted coolest small town in America by someone at sometime. This area is dominated by the New River Gorge, an old river in a deep gorge.  Its past mining industry has been replaced by whitewater businesses and the area is littered with rafting companies, outdoor shops, outfitters, basic campsites and people driving around in Subaru Outbacks festooned with kayaks and lifejackets. The gorge has a rather magnificent single arch span bridge which opened in 1977. It is apparently the longest/largest bridge of this kind in the western hemisphere. Every year in October the fairly major road over the bridge is closed to traffic for a bridge birthday party weekend. About 800 base jumpers hurl themselves off and lots of folks flock to the area.

Here we offloaded TC in our nice wooded campsite and spent a few days exploring the area by truck, foot and bike. We drove over the bridge, drove under the bridge, hiked to bridge look-outs and sat under it having a picnic. It is safe to say that short of jumping off it, we ‘did the bridge’. We had hoped to do some white water rafting whilst we were here, but no-one was doing trips. At this time of year the river is usually at its best for rafting at about 3-8 ft deep. The commercial rafting companies don’t take out clients if the river is deeper than 14ft. Due to the wet summer the river is currently 17ft. Whilst watching the raging torrent of brown water go by as we picnicked, we were happy to be staying on dry land.

Nick a bit too circumspect to get any closer to the edge.

After Fayetteville our journey took us through a corner of Virginia to Tennessee, where we had another single night stay in a campsite near a town called Bristol. Although Nashville claims to be the home of country music, allegedly Bristol was its birthplace. Bristol is officially two cities, one in TN and one in VA, where the city line and thus the state line runs down the middle of one of its downtown streets. How complicated.

In the past week Trump had given one of his fan-club rally speeches near here. 97,000 people attended. The campsite had been chock-full of faithful supporters. Happily, not so much on our night here.  There was a games room and a half decent pool table so Nick did his customary trick of beating me fair and square by about 5 balls.  My defence is that I spent my university years actually attending lots of lectures and working hard. Nick played a lot of pool.

Next stop is Pigeon Forge in the Smokey Mountains to meet up with our friends from Detroit, the Family Thelen.

 

27th – 28th Sept

Our extended stay in Gettysburg meant that we had needed to cancel our plans to visit Fallingwater.  This is the weekend home designed by the renowned architect Frank Lloyd Wright built teetering atop a waterfall in the wilds of rural Pennsylvanian hills in the mid-1930s for the wealthy Edgar J Kaufmann. Wealthy because he owned the large and successful eponymously named ‘Kaufmann’ department store in Pittsburg. In the wilds of Pennsylvania because he happened to own 1700 of hilly wooded acres a mere 43 miles from Pittsburg. Teetering atop a waterfall because the Kaufmanns requested the home to be built near the waterfall so that they could see it from the house and Wright decided that he could do better than that.

As could be expected the project went mostly the way Wright wanted it and cost five times the amount of the Kaufmann’s money than he had originally quoted. Luckily Kaufmann was in a position to keep writing the cheques and what resulted was a sublime piece of architecture and design that has oft been cited as one of Wright’s greatest works.

The Kaufmanns both died in the mid 1950s and their only child, Edgar Kaufman Jnr, who had no children of his own,  gifted the home and most of the land to the Western Pennsylvania Conservancy in the early 1960s. The house is maintained almost exactly as it was when it was built and has now hosted more than 5 million visitors for tours.

Visiting Fallingwater was something Nick has wanted to do since ages ago, so we booked our tickets (again) online, (Re)booked a nearby campsite and headed west from Gettysburg.  It was raining. Quite a lot. And hilly. So very hilly. Poor Big Dave schlepped up hill and down dale for several hours to get us to the little corner of nowhere where the house is situated.

It was definitely worth the trip.  Despite the rain (which actually enhanced the waterfall and the gave the house cool, moody ambiance) and the slightly laissez-faire attitude of our guide (who I suspect would rather have been somewhere else even though she told us that she ‘loved coming to work’ and that we had been ‘such a fun group’ – both blatant untruths), the house was amazing. Lots of cantilevered terraces that seemingly defied gravity, quirky design features like steps from inside the living room down to the pool at the top of the waterfall and lots of beautiful joinery and custom Wright-designed furniture.

It was actually quite modest in size considering the huge importance that it holds in the world of architecture. It is fantastic that it has been preserved so intact but it made me a little sad that it has now been a museum piece for nearly 55 years, a good 30 years longer than it belonged to the Kaufmans. Wright’s design of the house has almost completely drowned out the stories of the three people who called it home.

After our tour we headed off to our roost for the night, a Core of Engineers campsite on the outflow river of a dam and small hydro-electric plant. It was still raining. I wasn’t sure if this place was more likely or less likely to flood than your run-of-the-mill riverside spot. In the interests of actually getting some sleep that night, I went with less…

Striking camp in the wet was a trifle miserable but soon done. We shut the door, changed into dry clothes and had comfort food for dinner: Pan-fried scrapple *, beans and mash. With a fried egg.

The incessant rain stopped at about 3am, the campsite didn’t flood and we woke to sunshine and a power cut.

Breakfast and packing-up were accompanied by the dulcet tones of our LPG generator and by 10.30 am we set off on our hilly way to our next state, West Virginia via Maryland.

 

*In case you were wondering:

Scrapple, also known by the Pennsylvania Dutch name Pannhaas or “pan rabbit”,^[1][2] is traditionally a mush of porkscraps and trimmings combined with cornmeal and wheat flour, often buckwheat flour, and spices. The mush is formed into a semi-solid congealed loaf, and slices of the scrapple are then pan-fried before serving. Scraps of meat left over from butchering, not used or sold elsewhere, were made into scrapple to avoid waste. Scrapple is best known as an American food of the Mid-Atlantic states (Delaware, Maryland, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Virginia). Scrapple and panhaas are commonly considered an ethnic food of the Pennsylvania Dutch, including the Mennonitesand Amish.

(Thanks Wikipedia)

 

 

21st – 27th Sept

For the non-Americans, and the non-civil war enthusiasts in the rest of the world, Gettysburg was the site of one of the bloodiest battles of the civil war. Fought over 3 days from 1st – 3rd July 1863 this was a pivotal meeting of the Unionists and Confederates and the preserved historical detail of the battlefields and military manoeuvres over those days is impeccable.  The whole area is dotted with countless military memorials.

This small farming town accidentally became the meeting place for the two armies and was unfortunate to have some perfect topography for a battle of infantry, calvary and canons. (In my mind, infantry vs canons are a bad military combination from an infantry point of view.)

Here is my Gettysburg summary:

Tens of thousands of soldiers from North and South died. Thousands of horses who couldn’t care less about neo-natal American politics died. One unlucky civilian in the town was hit by a stray bullet that entered her bedroom and died. The Unionists won. The town spent weeks dealing with rotting corpses and months tending to wrecked humans. The town and battlefields were very quickly designated a site of historical importance and a war memorial, thus preserving it amazingly. President Lincoln came and did his famous ‘Gettysburg Address’ (-worth looking up). Now busloads and busloads of people come to visit and buy tat. And here we are too. We had planned just one night here. Just long enough to do a guided bus tour and have a mooch around.

And so to the ‘Low’.

As we arrived into Gettysburg early on a Friday afternoon Big Dave started to make some very worrying screeching noises. As we pulled up to the bus tour car park we noted he was losing some oily fluid from the engine bay. This wasn’t good. We cancelled our tour, limped the three miles to our camp and after half an hour of  anxious phone calls miraculously found a garage that could fit us in on a Friday afternoon to have a look. We quickly off-loaded Tin Can and screeched our way to the garage and waited. 90 mins later later we had news. Remember that nice new steering gearbox that we had replaced on Big Dave 10 days ago? It had failed and was leaking. Now we had air in the power steering pump (hence the noise) which would likely need replacing too.  It could all be fixed but not until Wednesday. Oh, and it was all going to be quite expensive. Those were the lows.

The highs:

1.  It could all be fixed!

2. If we had to kill 5 days somewhere, we were in a relatively interesting place and we had a nice campsite.

3. We weren’t to be wheel-less. Our new best friend, Denise from MikesKars, gave us a courtesy car to use: an elderly Volvo 850 saloon in an indeterminate colour that we named Mike.

Mike on Tour

We left the garage having also arranged to have the 2 new tires and realignment done whilst we were at it. In for a penny, in for several thousand dollars. That’s what I say.

We drove back to the campsite with lighter hearts and beer. The next few days saw many strange looks from passers by who looked at the camper down on its legs, looked at Mike, the Volvo, back to the camper, wondering how…. The powers of Swedish engineering we told them.

It is safe to say that we did Gettysburg. We rebooked our bus tour. We visited the visitor centre. We watched the film. We viewed the Cyclorama. (This is very impressive and enormous 360 degree oil painting mounted on the inside of a large circular cupola above the visitor centre). We toured the museum in the visitor centre. We drove part of the self guided AutoTour around the battlefield sites, revisiting and stopping at some of the sites we passed on the bus tour. We visited another museum which had functioned as a field hospital during and after the battle. (The sawing off of legs and arms seemed to be high on the job-list of the civil war army surgeon.) It was quite the educational experience. I think I could be a useful member of a ‘Civil War Re-enactment Troupe’ now.

Very small section of Cyclorama

We also found a brew pub and even found a swimming pool to do some lengths, so it was not all work, work, work. The weather during our time in Gettysburg could be described at best as ‘damp’. Our camp was another riverside gem, but on our second to last day the river rose quite worryingly. We seemingly had no quick getaway options if it flooded. Luckily the owner of the campsite was the only person we have met in the entire 7 months of USA travel in Tin Can who has an equivalent sized camper, and more importantly, a truck like Big Dave. He was on stand-by, but happily was not needed.

Wednesday came. Big Dave was fixed and had his new tyres. (Of course he did need a new power steering pump.) We paid our bill, donated flowers and donuts to the MikesKars team, went back to camp, loaded Tin Can back up, drove 10 km to a truck tyre service centre to get the wheel alignment, got back to camp, got sorted and on Thursday morning we were finally on our way.

Hasta La Vista Gettysburg.

 

Side note:

I just remembered the other ‘low and high’, that at the time were overshadowed by the whole “Big-Dave-is-stuffed-and-now-is-fixed’ debacle.

Remember Teeny Dave?

Low: On the day of the screeching he was unfortunately subject of an incident involving a moving part of Tin Can that luckily only irreparably redesigned him, not the important moving part. He also was stuffed.

But whadoyaknow???? The camp site shop sold replacements. High, high high!!

Behold Itsy Bitsy Dave.